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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Hello LA

So, I land at LAX after 6 1/2 hours in a center seat. This is it, I'm finally in LA. Finally after YEARS of wanting to get out here, I'm on the sacred soil of the City of Angels. What's my first impression?

Great, it's warm, people are in bad short sleeve shirts, over weight AND in the alleged capital of narcissism - I've got more second hand smoke coming in from outside the airport doors than you get outside an AA meeting.



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